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Frozen

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Sep 17, 2002.


  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner
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    A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Anxious to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to comehome from work, but, in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of them.

    Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off.

    Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife comes home and it is hours later before he remembers the cockatiel. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.

    "What happened?" the man asks, "You were in there for hours and yet you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy?"

    The cockatiel pants: "Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs a frozen chicken?"