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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 25, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    French passport inspector
    The old American absentmindedly arrived at French customs at Paris
    airport and fumbled for his passport.

    "You have been to France before Monsieur?" the customs officer asked

    The ancient Yank admitted that he had been to France before.

    "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready for inspection,"
    snapped the irate official.

    The American said that the last time he came to France he did not have to
    show his passport.

    "Impossible, old man. You Americans always have to show your passports on
    arrival in France."

    The old American gave the Frenchman a long hard look. "I assure you, young
    man, that when I came ashore on Omaha Beach in Normandy on D-Day in 1944,
    there was no damned Frenchman on the beach."
  2. David_G17

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    Oct 7, 2002