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French Uniforms

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Apr 3, 2003.

  1. scooterbear


    Dec 6, 2002
    Summit, MS
    A long time ago, Britain and France were at war.
    During one battle, the French captured an English Major. Taking the Major
    to their headquarters, the French General began to question him. The
    French General asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats?

    Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"

    In his bland English way, the Major informed the general that the reason

    English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show
    and the men they are leading won't panic. And that is why, from that day
    until now, all French Army Officers wear brown pants.
  2. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

    Mar 4, 2002
    It took them that long to figure they need brown pants?