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Free Meat

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gunrnr, Jan 29, 2003.

  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

    Oct 31, 1999
    Land of Enchantment
    It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered the butcher shop and confronted the owner with the news that the baby was his. She asked what he was going to do about it? After some discussion, he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 18. She agreed.

    The butcher had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 18 tomorrow."

    "I know," said the butcher with a smile, "Tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."

    When the boy arrived home he told his mother.

    The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, free groceries, a new car every other year, and a great government job for the last 18 years, then watch the expression on HIS face!"
  2. larry_minn

    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

    Dec 16, 1999
    OK so she is a Democrat who has no idea who the father of her child is? Where is the joke? Had to beat Walter to it. :)
    We can assume with safety that she had sex with at LEAST 6 guys in a short time frame. Son your mother is a prostitute, lier,and possible a blackmailer.

  3. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

    Oct 31, 1999
    Land of Enchantment
    Oh, No, No, No, Larry. She is an oppressed and disadvantaged minority, seeking only to enjoy the priviliges that the richest 10% take for granted.

    Besides, she likely learned her "negotiation" skills (we don't say "Blackmail" for its racist connotation) in a university econimics class to which she was preferentially admitted.

    ...kinda gives the term "working families" a whole different meaning!