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Fortune Teller

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 19, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to
    see a fortuneteller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a
    laugh, he went inside and sat down.

    "Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball.

    "I see you are the father of two children."

    "Hah, you fortune tellers are a sham," said the man scornfully.
    "I'm the father of *three* children."

    The woman grinned and said, "That's what *you* think..."