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For all you Lexiophiles out there...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Sep 9, 2003.

  1. scooterbear


    Dec 6, 2002
    Summit, MS
    For all you Lexiophiles out there...

    1. A bicycle can't stand-alone because it is two-tired.
    2. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
    3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
    4. A backward poet writes inverse.
    5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your count that votes.
    6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
    7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
    8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
    9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
    10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
    11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
    12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
    13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown apart.
    14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
    15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
    16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
    17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
    18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
    19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
    20. He had a photographic memory, which was never developed.
    21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
    22. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
    23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
    24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
    25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
    26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
    27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
    28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
    29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
    30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.