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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 7, 2008.

  1. okie

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    The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can you
    tackle?" asked the coach.

    "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone
    pole, shattering it to splinters.

    "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"

    "Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just
    over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.

    "Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"

    The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "If I can
    swallow it, I can probably pass it."