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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 16, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    There was this man who won a contest and got one free ticket to the Superbowl.
    He was so happy, but when he got to the stadium and found his seat he was
    somewhat disappointed. His ticket was for the last row, and it was WAY up
    there. He couldn't see the game, so he began looking around.

    Close to the field he saw an empty seat, so he decided to go down there. He
    reached the seat and asked the man next to the unoccupied seat if anyone was
    seating there.

    The man replied, "No." So the guy sat down and struck up a conversation.

    "Who would have a seat right next to the field and not come?!?"

    The man answers, "Oh, that was my wife's seat."

    "Where is she?" the guy replied.

    "She died."

    "Oh, I'm sorry...don't you have anyone else to come with you, a brother, or

    "No, they couldn't come."


    "Because they are at her funeral."
  2. kygungirl


    Jul 18, 2006
    that would be me only all my family would be at my husbands funeral.