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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 22, 2003.


  1. okie

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    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great
    seats right behind the bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

    "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "especially the really tight pants and all of the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."

    Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What on earth do you mean?"

    "Well,........ I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"