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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 7, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    The huge college freshman figured he'd try out for the football team.

    "Can you tackle?" asked the coach.

    "Watch this," said the freshman,

    who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.

    "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed.

    Can you run?"

    "Of course I can run," said the freshman.

    He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.

    "Great!" enthused the coach.

    "But can you pass a football?"

    The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds.

    "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."