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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 5, 2004.


  1. okie

    okie
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    YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN FLORIDA in JULY WHEN...

    ~ The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

    ~ The trees are whistling for the dogs.

    ~ The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

    ~ Hot water now comes out of both taps.

    ~ You can make sun tea instantly.

    ~ You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

    ~ The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

    ~ You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

    ~ You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

    ~ You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

    ~ You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

    ~ Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

    ~ You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

    ~ The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

    ~ Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

    The cows are giving evaporated milk.