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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 20, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He
    could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned
    craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,
    "Are there any gators around here?!"

    "Naw," the man hollered back, "They ain't been around for years!"

    Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About
    halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"

    "We didn't do nothin,'" the beachcomber said.

    "Wow," said the tourist.

    The beachcomber added, "The sharks got 'em."
  2. metro273

    metro273 Glock 19 Rocks!

    Jan 24, 2009
    "Crook County", IL