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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 11, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation
    took place:

    First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
    fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room
    in the house next weekend."

    Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build
    her a new deck for the pool."

    Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
    will remodel the kitchen for her."

    They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a
    word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to
    do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

    Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off
    my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" ..and she
    said, "Wear sun-block."
  2. Poduck

    Poduck Wilma who?

    Jan 23, 2005
    ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z