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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 11, 2006.


  1. okie

    okie
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    GT Mayor

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    Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation
    took place:

    First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
    fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room
    in the house next weekend."

    Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build
    her a new deck for the pool."

    Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
    will remodel the kitchen for her."

    They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a
    word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to
    do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

    Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off
    my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" ..and she
    said, "Wear sun-block."
     
  2. Poduck

    Poduck
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    Wilma who?

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