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Fire truck

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by grayelky, Mar 10, 2008.

  1. grayelky


    Aug 8, 2006
    Metro Atlanta
    A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next-door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.

    The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter says with admiration. 'Thanks' the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

    'Little Partner,' the fire fighter says, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster.'

    The little girl replies thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'
  2. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

    May 13, 2007
    Good one! grayelkk...:laughabove:

    This photo belongs with this joke and my "Cat Cleaning 101 post".



    1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

    2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

    3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edges of the lid, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase that they can find.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “powerwash and rinse” which I have found to be quite effective.

    6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

    7. Pay strict attention here! Stand yourself behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids at once.

    8. Now the clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

    Sincerely, The DOG