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Finger nails

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 28, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea.

    "I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous."

    "My Billy used to do the same thing," the older woman replied. "But I broke him of the habit."

    "How?"

    "I hid his teeth."