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Female hormones in beer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Apr 11, 2005.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL
    Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent
    analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men
    should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is
    that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that
    by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

    To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
    period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

    1) Gained weight.
    2) Talked excessively without making sense.
    3) Became overly emotional.
    4) Couldn't drive.
    5) Failed to think rationally.
    6) Argued over nothing.
    7) Had to sit down while urinating.
    8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

    No further testing was considered necessary.
  2. F350Lawman


    Oct 19, 2002
    Goshen, NY
    Might explain all those plump beer drinkers with the MAN BOOBS!!!