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Fear of flyin

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 10, 2005.


  1. okie

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    A man has an hour before his flight to Los Angeles. He
    decides to kill some time at an airport bar. He walks in and
    sits down next to a clearly nervous guy, who has three empty
    whisky glasses in front of him. The man introduces himself
    to the nervous guy, and buys him a drink.

    The man asks, "Nervous about flying?"

    The nervous guy replies, "N-n-nervous? I'm t-terrified. I
    j-just know the p-plane is g-going t-to crash and we're
    g-going to d-die."

    "Is this your first time flying?"

    "N-no, I fly c-cross-c-country all the t-time. It's m-my
    job."

    "Why don't you just ask your boss if you can drive
    cross-country?"

    "H-he would never l-let me do that"

    "Why not?" asks the man.

    The nervous guy replies, "B-because, I'm the p-pilot."