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Farm girl

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 4, 2008.


  1. okie

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    Amy, a city girl, marries a farmer.

    One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says
    to her, "The artificial insemination man is coming to
    impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a big nail into the
    two-by-four over the cow's stall. You show him where it is."

    The farmer leaves, and a while later, the artificial insemination
    man arrives. Amy takes him down the rows of cows until she
    sees the nail.

    She says, "This is the one, right here."

    The man says, "How do you know?"

    Amy says, "By the nail over its stall."

    The man says, "What's the nail for?"

    Amy says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."
     
  2. DriBak

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    Where do the boots go ?