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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by slabsider, Jan 28, 2006.


  1. slabsider

    slabsider
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    CONCEAL IT !

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    CLAREMORE, OK.
    Fake Texans


    Bubba Wayne and Billy Bob, who are both from Grand Lake, Oklahoma,
    traveled to Denton, Texas for a vacation.

    While walking along a busy downtown street, they see a sign in a store
    window which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each and Trousers
    $2.50 a pair."

    Bubba Wayne says,"Woo Hoo, Billy Bob! We could buy a whole gob of these
    clothes, take 'em back to Grand Lake, sell 'em to all our friends and
    make a fortune fer us." Bubba Wayne continues, "Now when we go in there,
    don't you say a word, okay? Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they
    hear your Oklahoma accent, they might think we're ignorant, and they
    won't wanna sell them clothes to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow, fake
    Texas drawl so's they won't know."

    They go in and Bubba Wayne says with his best fake Texas drawl, "I'll
    take 50 of them thar suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them thar shirts at
    $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of them thar trousers at $2.50 each. I'll just
    back up my pickup and......"

    The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Oklahoma, ain'cha?"
    "Well....yeah," says a surprised Bubba Wayne. "How come'd you know
    that?"

    The owner replies, "Cause this here's a dry-cleaners."
    ;z