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Facts that will cheer you up.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by doubletap1, Sep 17, 2002.


  1. doubletap1

    doubletap1
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    White Devil

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    * During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

    *In an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with 15 *****es (touching door handles, etc.).

    *An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

    *In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects -- while you slept.

    *Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

    *Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

    *In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

    *At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

    *Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other people's anal gases.

    With all of this in mind, have a GREAT day!!!!


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  2. Ronny

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    Good Guy

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    Happy happy joy joy joy!!! :)
     

  3. igrp

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    ut supra

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    See, life ain't so bad. Just what I needed to cheer me up. ;f ;f ;f