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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Sep 20, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

    Sep 10, 2001
    Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.

    Much to their relief she smiled and said: "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."

    Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"
  2. igrp

    igrp ut supra

    May 6, 2002
    The Sunshine State
    LOL. We had a strict tardy policy when I was in High School. I remember one 'conversation' in particular:

    *bell* (I was talking to somebody outside; I was about 1 second late)
    Some Girl: Ah, well, well, well, somebody's tardy.
    Me: Hmm, yeah.
    Some Girl: *giggle*
    Teacher: Igrp, did you pick up that attendance sheet at the office?
    Me: I sure did. *really big smile*

    Mind you, this girl wasn't new or anything, and heck ya, I was the TA. Apparently she hadn't noticed and felt it was necessary to demonstrate that she could be kinda of a PITA.

  3. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

    Feb 21, 2002
    State of Confusion