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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Sep 20, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.

    Much to their relief she smiled and said: "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."

    Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"
     
  2. igrp

    igrp ut supra

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    LOL. We had a strict tardy policy when I was in High School. I remember one 'conversation' in particular:

    *bell* (I was talking to somebody outside; I was about 1 second late)
    Some Girl: Ah, well, well, well, somebody's tardy.
    Me: Hmm, yeah.
    Some Girl: *giggle*
    Teacher: Igrp, did you pick up that attendance sheet at the office?
    Me: I sure did. *really big smile*

    Mind you, this girl wasn't new or anything, and heck ya, I was the TA. Apparently she hadn't noticed and felt it was necessary to demonstrate that she could be kinda of a PITA.
     

  3. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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