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Excuses when caught sleeping

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 16, 2009.


  1. okie

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    "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

    "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that
    time management course you sent me to."

    "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

    "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
    work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who
    practice Yoga?"

    "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution
    to our biggest problem."

    "The coffee machine is broken..."

    " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."