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Excuses when caught sleeping

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 16, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

    "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that
    time management course you sent me to."

    "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

    "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
    work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who
    practice Yoga?"

    "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution
    to our biggest problem."

    "The coffee machine is broken..."

    " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."