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Every week one of the Nuns placed a one thousand dollar bill in the

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  1. lethal tupperwa

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    Every week one of the Nuns placed a one thousand dollar bill in the
    collection plate.

    This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome by curiosity, approached
    her.

    "Sister," the priest said, "I couldn't help but notice that you put
    $1,000 a week in the collection plate."

    "Why, yes, Father," she replied. "Every week my son sends me money, and
    what I don't need I give to the church."

    "That's wonderful! How much does he send you?" asked the priest.
    "Oh, $20,000 a week or so."

    "Your son is very successful," said the priest. "What does he do for a
    living?"

    "He is a veterinarian," she said.

    "That's quite an honorable profession," said the priest. "Where does he
    practice?"

    "Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas and another in Reno."
     

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  2. AC37

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    That's just wrong beyond words. ;i
     

  3. Admiral Thrawn

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    hehehehe, very crafty! ;f
     
  4. Ninja Monkey

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    The nun has a son?
     
  5. Pack26

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    Mother must have coverted later in life.:)
     
  6. MooseJaw

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    Yeah, but she still keeps 19 grand a week.. for what?? ;N
     
  7. lethal tupperwa

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    ;i ;W ;2 BINGO

    Now THAT's funny.. ;a

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