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Escaped Prisoner

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by MooseJaw, Jan 10, 2003.

  1. MooseJaw

    MooseJaw NRA Lifer Silver Member CLM

    Feb 12, 2002
    A prisoner escapes from prison where he has served 15 years. He stops at a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and gets on top of her. He kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

    While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy's dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong honey. I love you.

    To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
    whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too....
  2. Steve Koski

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  4. Guest

    That was the END of the story?