Epic failure of evading arrest. With video.

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by ronduke, Oct 1, 2012.

  1. He's no MJ, but he did get 'air'.

    Just not enough of it!

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  2. I am willing to bet he didnt make the casting call for American Ninja Warrior.

  3. He could have been on parole after being railroaded on bogus charges.

    They didn't say if he had tracks on his arm from slamming meth, so that could have been it.

    Maybe he didn't want to jeopardize a full ride to college to be an engineer.

    Concerns about the police kicking him in the caboose may have been why he chose to run.

    You can't rule out a broken switch in his head that made him loco, either.

    Too bad he didn't just surrender because prison sometimes offers training.

    Bottom line, he didn't conduct himself properly.
    #23 frizz, Oct 2, 2012
    Last edited: Oct 2, 2012
  4. dbak

  5. I guess you could say he took the last train to Clockedsville.

    Was that the 3:10 to tumah?

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ImWOuB7YNk"]It's Not a Tumah - YouTube[/ame]
    #25 Foxtrotx1, Oct 2, 2012
    Last edited: Oct 2, 2012
  6. DaBigBR

    DaBigBR No Infidels!

    Missed it by that much.
  7. Panzergrenadier1979

    Panzergrenadier1979 Keystone Cop

    R. Kelly (occasionally) speaks the truth:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTahrYXCChI"]I Believe I Can Fly - YouTube[/ame]
  8. His escape plan got derailed.

    His mother will say that his life was reaching new heights.

    There was a gap in his plan.
  9. [​IMG]

    "Juuuust a bit outside..."
  10. golls17

    golls17 Lifetime Newbie

    Am I the only one that thinks the only way this would have been better is if the train was moving?
  11. 11A


    He seemed a little quick to jump to that conclusion. He might have gotten his thoughts back on track if he would taken a another second to reconsider.
  12. Panzergrenadier1979

    Panzergrenadier1979 Keystone Cop

    Sing it Tom!

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A"]Tom Petty - Free Fallin' - YouTube[/ame]
  13. [ame]http://youtu.be/oPwrodxghrw[/ame]

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