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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by goldenlight, Jul 3, 2008.


  1. goldenlight

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    Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for
    banning all guns in America . He is considered by those who have dealt
    with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.

    At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , he asked
    the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly
    clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

    Then he said into the microphone, "Children, every time I clap my hands
    together, a child in America dies from gun violence."

    Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the
    quiet and said: "'Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!"
     
  2. RDW

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    That was Bono at a concert in either Ireland, or Scotland.