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E-mail from God................

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Feb 3, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    God looked at earth and wanted to know what kind of behavior that was going
    on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called
    one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

    When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving
    and 5% are not."

    God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second
    angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to
    Earth for a time too.

    When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true-the Earth
    is in decline; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are being good."

    God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good, because
    He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to help them keep
    going. Do you know what that E-mail said?

    No?

    I didn't get one either.