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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 25, 2004.


  1. okie

    okie
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    Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving
    very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled
    the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that
    evening.

    "Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads
    stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then
    there was something called "Happy Hour" and they served these
    mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o'
    those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and O' course I
    had to go in for a couple of Guiness - couldn't be rude, ye
    know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for
    later .." And the man fumbled around in his coat until he
    located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for
    inspection.

    The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you
    to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test."

    Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye believe me?!?"