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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 2, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guys window and says, "Sir, i need you to blow into this breathalyser tube."
    The man says, "Sorry, officer - i can't do that, i'm an asthmatic, i do that i'll have a really bad asthma attack"
    "Ok, fine, then you need to come down to the station to give a blood sample"
    "I can't do that either - i am a hemophiliac - if i do that i'll bleed to death
    "Well then we need a urine sample."
    "I'm sorry but i can't do that either - i'm also a diabetic and if i do that i'll get really low blood sugar."
    "All right, then i need you to get out and walk this white line."
    "Well officer i can't do that either!"
    "Why the hell not?"
    "Because i'm drunk"
  2. igrp

    igrp ut supra

    May 6, 2002
    The Sunshine State
    ;f ;f ;f
    Sadly, that could be a true story these days.