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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 26, 2007.


  1. okie

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    A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him
    what happened.

    "I did a terrible thing”, sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my
    wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort."

    "That is awful," said the other guy”,and now that she is gone you want her
    back right?"

    "Right!" said the drunk, still crying.

    "You're sorry you sold her because you realized, too late, that you still
    loved her, right?"

    "Oh, No," said the drunk. I want her back because I'm thirsty again!"
     
  2. DriBak

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