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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 9, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Jill was in bed with a man who was not her husband and the heat was up
    high. All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs.
    "Oh my God, your husband is home. What am I going to do?"
    "Aw, just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk, he ain't gonna
    notice you here with me."
    The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the
    thought of getting caught in bed with Jill, so he trusted her advice.
    Sure enough, Jill's husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the
    covers over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet.
    "Honey!" he yelled, "What the heck is going on?
    I see six feet at the end of the bed."
    "Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count.
    If you don't believe me, count them again."
    The husband got out of bed, and counted, "One, two, three, four...
    By gosh, you're right dear," as he stumbled back into bed.