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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by xcrewman, Jun 21, 2002.


  1. xcrewman

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    Desk Jockey

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    A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash. She sits down at the bar next to a drunk.

    The drunk rolls around, leans over, and "Splat! " He pukes all over the dog. The drunk looks down, sees the little dog struggling in the pool of vomit, and slurs, "I don't remember eating that!"
     

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  2. paper killer

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  4. Hihopoly

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    Good thing he didn't puke on the woman.


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  6. AC37

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    LMAO!


    And Hihopoly...you naughty man. ;f ;a