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Drunk Confession

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Slobberchops, Aug 24, 2004.

  1. Slobberchops

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    Apr 14, 2003
    A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional.

    A priest had been observing the man's sorry progress and figuring that the fellow was in need of some assistance, proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. But his attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence. Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?"

    "I dunno..." came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"
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