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Drunk Babe

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by kentley, Jan 30, 2003.

  1. kentley

    kentley

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    A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman sitting on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, how's it going?"
    Having already had a few drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen! I'll screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter."
    He says, "No kidding, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with
     
  2. toocool

    toocool

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    Aug 19, 2002
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    How many lawyer jokes are there?

    (Three...the rest are all true stories.)