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Drummer problems

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 27, 2009.

  1. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and
    talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.

    Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't
    handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the
    instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."

    A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: "And if he can't handle
    even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."