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Drinking At Work

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 18, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Reasons To Allow Drinking At Work

    Below are 15 valid reasons why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss to encourage alcohol.

    1. It's an incentive to show up.
    2. It reduces stress.
    3. It leads to more honest communication.
    4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
    5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
    6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
    7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
    8. It encourages carpooling.
    9. It increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
    10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
    11. It makes fellow employees look better.
    12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
    13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
    14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
    15. If someone does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.