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Don't mess with Seniors~

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 12, 2005.


  1. okie

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    Don't mess with Seniors~

    A couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good," the lady said. "But I don't want the eggs."

    "Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

    "You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" My the senior lady asked incredulously. "I'll take the special."

    "How do you want your eggs?"

    "Raw and in the shell," the lady replied.

    She took the two eggs home.

    DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!
     
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