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Don't bring a knife to gun fight...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Frijj, Mar 23, 2007.


  1. Frijj

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    ....unless it looks like this!


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  2. ISRAEL_FTW!!!<3

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    o_O what, no pocket clip? :supergrin:

    if i had that thing strapped on i'd be more afraid of myself than whoever was provoking me...lol.
     

  3. Steve Koski

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    That's what I was thinking. That guy is gonna be disemboweled any second now.
     
  4. pdxbubba

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    exactly where would you strap that thing on?!?! and why?!?!
     
  5. Mathurian

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    Saw an awesome line on CSI the other night:

    First guy: Who brings a gun to a knife fight?

    Second guy: The Winner?
     
  6. WorrGlock

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    I can see it now.



    Why did u shoot him? Well officer just look at that thing on his arm.




    Good point!
     
  7. Blitzer

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    I would definitely have reconsider the 21 foot rule, more like 20 yards with that thing facing me!

    :shocked:
     
  8. Josh885

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    actually depending on individual skill level, a knife is a much more effective weapon within their range than a firearm.
     
  9. Mathurian

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    True, but overall, give me a gun every time
     
  10. Honorabledog

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  11. D25

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    I hope that dude dosn't get an itch on his nose.
     
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    "First day with me hook"
     
  13. WorrGlock

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    I carry both :tongueout:
     
  14. D25

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    :laughabove:
     
  15. Texas357

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    He's no threat. Just throw him something, yell "catch".

    Or start playing the national anthem.

    Tell him there is a bug on his head.