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Donkey trouble

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Wmarden, Sep 9, 2003.


  1. Wmarden

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    A priest, who wanted to raise money for his church, was told there was a fortune in horse racing, and so he decided to buy a horse and enter it in some races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep that he decided to buy a donkey instead. Although he had some doubts, the priest figured that he might as well enter the animal in a race just to see how it would do. To his surprise the donkey came in second.
    The next day the headlines read: PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS
    The priest was so pleased that he entered the animal in another race, and this time it won.
    The headline read: PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT
    The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in another race.
    The new headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS
    This was too much for the bishop, and he ordered the priest to get rid of the animal. The priest gave the donkey to a nun in a nearby convent.
    The next day the headline read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
    The bishop fainted. He told the nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey. After several days, the nun finally sold the beast to a local farmer for $10.
    The headline read: NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS
    They buried the bishop the next day.
     
  2. 20pilot

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    You missed the punch line.
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    The headline read: NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS
    They buried the bishop the next day
    That day the headline read: TOO MUCH ASS KILLS THE BISHOP
     

  3. Wmarden

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    I posted it as I found it. The same sight has lots of less than glocktalk caliber stuff, kind of like John Valby.