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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 10, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A very rich lawyer is approached by the United Way. The man from the United
    Way is concerned that the lawyer made over $1,000,000.00 last year but didn't
    donate even a cent to a charity.

    "First of all", says the lawyer, "my mother is sick and dying in the hospital,
    and it's not covered by healthcare. Second, I had five kids through three
    divorced marriages. Third, my sister's husband suddenly died and she has no one
    to support her four children..."

    "I'm terribly sorry", says the United Way man, "I feel bad about asking for

    The Lawyer responds, "Yeah, well if I'm not giving them any money,
    why should I give you any?"