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Donald Duck

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Alex_Knight, Sep 5, 2002.

  1. Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse were up in a hotel room and decided that they wanted to have sex.

    Well, the first thing Minnie asks is, "Do you have a condom?"

    Donald says "No."

    Minnie tells Donald that if he doesn't get a condom that they can't have sex and suggests to Donald that he go buy a condom. She says that maybe they sell them at the front desk.

    Donald proceeds to go downstairs and gets to the front desk. He asks the hotel clerk if they sell condoms. The clerk says "yes we do" and pulls one out from under the desk and gives it to Donald.

    The clerk asks "Would you like me to put that on your bill?"


    Donald says "NO! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME KIND OF PERVERT?
     

  2. okie

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  3. gwalchmai

    gwalchmai Lucky Member

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    Mickey and Minnie appear before the judge in divorce court. The judge says "Mr. Mouse, after a thorough psychiatric evaluation of Mrs. Mouse, she has been found to be mentally competent. Therefore I must dismiss your request for divorce."

    To which Mickey replies "I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was f***ing Goofy!"
     
  4. paper killer

    paper killer NRA Member

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    I like the second joke better-even though I have heard it b4.