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dog in heat

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Dalton Wayne, Mar 30, 2008.


  1. Dalton Wayne

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    A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around
    the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'

    'What's that mean?' asked the child.

    'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'

    The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for
    a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat,
    and to come to you.'

    Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with
    gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the
    scent, and said ‘OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and
    only go one time around the block.'

    The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on
    the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'

    The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block,
    so another dog is pushing her home.'
     
  2. DriBak

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