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Doctors VS Gun Owners

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by rlord, Apr 2, 2009.

  1. rlord

    rlord

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    Doctors<o:p></o:p>



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    (A) The number of physicians in the <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">U.S.</st1:place></st1:country-region> is<o:p></o:p>



    700,000.<o:p></o:p>



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    (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians<o:p></o:p>


    per year are120,000.<o:p></o:p>



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    (C) Accidental deaths per physicianis17.1%<o:p></o:p>



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    Statistics courtesy of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">U.S.</st1:place></st1:country-region> Dept of<o:p></o:p>


    Health andHuman Services. <o:p></o:p>



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    Now think about this:<o:p></o:p>



    Gun Owners<o:p></o:p>



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    (A) The number of gun owners in the <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">U.S.</st1:place></st1:country-region> <o:p></o:p>


    is80,000,000.<o:p></o:p>


    (Yes, that's 80 million)<o:p></o:p>



    <o:p></o:p>

    (B) The number of accidental gun deaths<o:p></o:p>


    per year, all age groups,is<o:p></o:p>


    1,500. <o:p></o:p>



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    (C) The number of accidental deaths=<o:p></o:p>


    per gun owneris.188%<o:p></o:p>


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    Statistics courtesy of FBI<o:p></o:p>



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    So,statistically, doctors are approximately<o:p></o:p>


    9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.<o:p></o:p>



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    Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctorsdo...'<o:p></o:p>




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    FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT<o:p></o:p>


    ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.<o:p></o:p>



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    We must ban doctors <o:p></o:p>




    before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!<o:p></o:p>


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    Out of concern for the public at large,<o:p></o:p>


    I withheld the statistics on <o:p></o:p>



    Lawyers<o:p></o:p>



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    for fear the shock would cause<o:p></o:p>



    people to panic and seek medical attention!
     
  2. mymini40

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