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Doctors never laugh

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by digitspaw, Mar 14, 2008.

  1. digitspaw

    digitspaw RIP 08/95~09/09

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    Doctors Never Laugh


    ..the Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In
    over
    twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

    'Okay then,' Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
    the
    tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen.

    It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

    Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell
    laughing
    to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and
    regain his composure.

    'I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came
    over
    me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen
    again. Now, what seems to be the problem?'


















    'It's swollen,' Bob replied
    :rofl:
     
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    Now That's Funny!!! :laughabove:








     

  3. shu

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    ..and then the Dr. noticed that the word 'LITTLE' was tatooed on it. He went and told the nurse "You have to go see this guy in the ready room. He has the smallest tool I've ever seen, and it has the word 'LITTLE' tatooed on it.

    The nurse went in and came back a few minutes later and told the Dr. "Yes, but when the fellow becomes aroused, it really says 'GRAND NATIONAL CHAMPION, LITTLE ROCK ARKANSAS - 2004'.