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Doc & a wrench

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by prpbmw, Feb 9, 2003.

  1. prpbmw

    prpbmw Millennium Member

    Jan 5, 1999
    Western PA
    A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a RS, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc can I ask you a question?" The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open hearts, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish this will work just like a new one. So how come I get a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
  2. And the missing punchline is:

    The doctor looks at his mechanic, smiles slightly and says, "Sure. But let's see you do all that with the engine still running."

  3. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

    Jan 31, 1999
    Phew. That makes a lot more sense now.
  4. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

    Oct 31, 1999
    Land of Enchantment
    ...sorta like the gynocologist who decided to become a mechanic? Got extra credit for overhauling the engine THROUGH the tailpipe...