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Do you remember the first time ?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Dec 24, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL
    The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?

    We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

    "Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

    "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

    "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

    There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself.

    He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.

    I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble."
    So he follows them.

    They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.

    Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

    The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.

    As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.

    Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen.

    This goes on for about ten minutes. Both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

    The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

    After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

    The Policeman, still watching thinks this was truly amazing. He decides to ask them w hat their secret is.

    As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

    The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.

  2. Ian

    Ian Millennium Member

    Dec 16, 1998
  3. Haldor

    Haldor Retired EE

    Oct 22, 2006
    Central Arizona
    What the joke wasn't funny enough in text?
  4. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
  5. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL

  6. RyanSBHF

    RyanSBHF Senior Member

    Jun 28, 2004