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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by robin303, Mar 28, 2012.
dont forget the other part of alabama's motto: "if she smokes, she pokes".
Is that the same as, if she is legal to smoke then she is legal to poke?
if she smokes (cigs) then there isnt a wait to get her in bed.
typical Alabama woman, smokes cigs, drinks bud light, likes trucks and motor cycles, probably has more than one tattoo, has had more boyfriends or husbands than she has pairs of shoes.....
what do Alabama women and cow pies have in common?
the older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
i kid i kid. with my looks im just lucky to live in Alabama where i can still get layed.
California - BOHICA (Bend Over Here It Comes Again)
Massachusetts - Where men like me, women are lonely, and sheep run scared.
Welcome to Arizona, now go back to California (or Mexico).
What's the difference?
Welcome to Colorado - Now Go Home!
The last part now makes me want to move there. Maybe there is hope after all.
Whats the definition of a virgin in Arkansas?
A girl who can out run her brothers.
NV - Battle Born
Texas: "Better get here before we lock the gate"
Something about the Stars at Night and being big.
Oklahoma, the wind comes sweepin' down the plain windy, because Kansas sucks, and Texas blows....
Mississippi's state motto is a pretty good one.
Virtute et armis- By Valor and Arms
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the back of the head.
Our real state motto is "Forward"
For those of us who live in the southeast part of the state we feel like the motto is:
"Welcome to North Chicago"
and our battle cry is "FIBs go home!"
(FIB = *******in Illinois Ba****ds)
Now, of course, we love the money they spend up here. But a lot of them seem to think they are owed everything and that we are their servants.
Sorry to you Illionois residents on the boards. I know it wasn't YOU!