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Do you know why I pulled you over.

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by wolf19r, Aug 18, 2011.

  1. wolf19r

    wolf19r Problem Solved!

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    So I was riding home from Rallys with my friend his wife and his daughter and we got pulled over. The cop walks up to the window and asks my friends wife do you know why I pulled you over. After she got a warning for pulling out of Rallys with no lights we were joking about what to say. _
    Did Mckensie put you up to this? (He's a cop buddy)
    Because you thought I pulled out of krispy kream?
    Because you were trying to get that free toaster?
    Because I you thought I was hanging a joint out of the window instead of a hot French fri.
    Because you knew I work at Starbucks and wanted a refill.
    Because you needed to streach?
     
  2. IT0

    IT0

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    The proper answer is:

    "No sir officer, I don't but how can I help you."

    Be polite, be nice, and don't admit guilt on any level.

    The officer that just pulled you over may or may not give you a ticket but be nice anyway.
     

  3. DustyJacket

    DustyJacket Directiv 10-289

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    No one I pulled over ever talked themself out of a ticket.

    But, several talked them into a ticket.

    Play it straight.
     
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  4. Dalton Wayne

    Dalton Wayne Epic mustache Millennium Member

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    No I was hoping you would know
     
  5. hockeyrcks9901

    hockeyrcks9901

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    I know it was a long walk up here but did you really forget already?

    and after signing the ticket:
    Oh CRAP! Could I have that back, I signed the wrong name?
     
  6. DRZ

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    Ditto!
     
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  7. ray9898

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    I ask that question a bunch. It is just one aspect I use the determine my next course of action. My goal is to correct bad driving. If I think bringing it to the drivers attention with a warning will suffice then I go that route. If my belief from the interaction or from their driving record is otherwise then I cite and let the fine/points fall as they may.


    However....working at Starbucks may also make me stalk you if I think you have coffee in the car!
     
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  8. hoven88

    hoven88 Wannabe

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    Some people just dont have a sense of humor tonight...
     
  9. JBnTX

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    Your conversation is being recorded.

    Admitting or stating you know why you were pulled over is an admission
    of guilt.

    If you reply, "I was speeding" and later decide to fight the ticket in court,
    you can bet that officer will play that recording in front of the judge.
     
  10. wolf19r

    wolf19r Problem Solved!

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    No she played it straight and was courteous. We were just joking about funny answers that's kind of a loaded question. The police of gt must have heard some funny ones.
     
  11. BEER

    BEER bad example

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    1) no sir, you're the trained professional so why don't you tell me?

    2) if i have to tell you are you sure you should have pulled me over in the first place?

    3) no but thank god you're here! this 8 ball of coke has me so wired i have no idea which end of this .44 is which!'

    by the way, yes i have recieved a number of tickets, and i have happily accepted every one of them because i deserved them. unfortunately officers don't have quite the same sense of humor as i do. lol,
     
  12. JBnTX

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    Cops don't, why should I?:steamed:
     
  13. hockeyrcks9901

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    I'd love to hear some of the ones that were actually said...
     
  14. Calico Jack

    Calico Jack NO QUARTER

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    .......
     
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  15. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    "Probably the same reason the last three guys pulled me over tonight."
     
  16. Calico Jack

    Calico Jack NO QUARTER

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    You clearly have never been around a group of officers in a relaxed setting.:wavey:
     
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    I always answer them straight, but on several occasions i have had them talk to me nicely and have a sense of humor. One night I got stopped because I had both tail lamps out and didn't know it, he got me out of the truck to show me and asked to look in the truck, I said sure thing hop on in, then he asked, now you don't have anything in here your aren't suppose to do ya like rpg's, hand grenades, TNT, dope or hookers? I wasn't sure what to say...:rofl:
     
  18. AK_Stick

    AK_Stick AAAMAD

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    You think I have doughnuts in the car?


    You need direction to the piggly-wiggly
     
  19. DRZ

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    Ditto!
     
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  20. wolf19r

    wolf19r Problem Solved!

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    I had a criminal justice teacher that liked to say that.

    Sorry about the misspelled word.