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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Sep 20, 2002.


  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C.
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    Subject: Watch what you say....
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    >> > Here are some comments made by sports commentators
    >> > that I'm sure they
    >> > > would like to take back:
    >> >
    >> > 1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch
    >> > and Jerk Event:
    >> > > "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
    >> > snatch this morning during
    >> > her warm up and it was amazing."
    >> >
    >> > 2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:
    >> > "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
    >> > personal experience since
    >> > I once mounted her mother."
    >> >
    >> > 3. Grand Prix Race Announcer:
    >> > "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except
    >> > for the one behind it
    >> > which is exactly identical to the one in front of
    >> > the similar one in
    >> > back."
    >> >
    >> > 4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer:
    >> > "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
    >> > father."
    >> >
    >> > 5. Ringside Boxing Analyst:
    >> > "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths
    >> > in boxing - but none
    >> > of them really that serious."
    >> >
    >> > 6. Baseball announcer:
    >> > "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
    >> > expect the same thing
    >> > again."
    >> >
    >> > 7. Basketball analyst:
    >> > "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
    >> > it. In fact you can see
    >> > it all over their faces."
    >> >
    >> > 8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988:
    >> > "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge
    >> > president is hugging the
    >> > cox of the Oxford crew."
    >> >
    >> > 9. Metro Radio, College Football:
    >> > "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
    >> > eleven Dicks on the
    >> > field."
    >> >
    >> > 10. US Open TV Commentator:
    >> > "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well
    >> > is that, before each
    >> > final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
    >> > them. Oh my God, what
    >> > have I just said?"
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