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Dictionary of modern language

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gunrnr, Sep 8, 2002.

  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

    Oct 31, 1999
    Land of Enchantment
    Not sure if this has been posted before, but funny nonetheless. GR

    ach year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding or subtracting or changing one letter and, supply a new definition.

    Here are the 2001 winners:

    Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
    realize it was your money to start with.

    Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly

    Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
    getting laid.

    Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

    Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
    who doesn't get it.

    Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

    Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit)

    Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
    bad vibes,right? And then, l! ike, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
    serious bummer.

    Glibido: All talk and no action.

    Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
    come at you rapidly.

    And, the pick of the literature:

    Ignoranus: person who's both stupid and an *******